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	<pubDate>Sun, 22 Jun 2008 06:13:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Not something I wanted to see</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Jun 2008 03:00:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Greg</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[I spotted someone today that I haven&#8217;t seen in about fifteen years. Over those years certain things would remind me of the past and make me wonder whatever happened to him. Not because we were super close friends but simply out of curisosity because He, I and two other guys spent a lot of time [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class='snap_preview'><br /><p><strong>I spotted someone today that I haven&#8217;t seen in about fifteen years. Over those years certain things would remind me of the past and make me wonder whatever happened to him. Not because we were super close friends but simply out of curisosity because He, I and two other guys spent a lot of time together. Jeff played guitar for us.</p>
<p>He lived on Vodka and coke (not Coca~Cola). I never saw the guy eat except for an occasional bag of popcorn. I remember stopping at a taco joint at 2:00 AM after a job a few times but even then I think he just asked if he could have one of our tortillas. He lived in a cluttered garage apartment behind his Grandparent&#8217;s house, drove an old beat-up El Camino and was reliable enough of a customer that the liquor store he favored let him take bottles on credit.</p>
<p>Today, fifteen years later, I saw him sitting out in the sun on a bucket or an egg crate at a major intersection holding up one of those handwritten signs, muttering to himself and waving weakly to no one in particular. I do not like saying this but seeing him as an intersection panhandler and street person does not shock me as much as the fact that he is still alive.</strong></p>
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		<title>Comment glitch resolved</title>
		<link>http://dissonanced.wordpress.com/2008/06/15/comment-glitch-resolved/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Jun 2008 00:36:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Greg</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[computer]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Thanks to Laurie I learned that this blog suddenly started requiring commenters to log in. Catrina in Burbank told me the same thing about a month ago but at that time I just assumed it was a temporary bug. So, thanks to both of you.
At first I thought I needed to contact WordPress support to [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class='snap_preview'><br /><p><strong>Thanks to <a href="http://photine.typepad.com/">Laurie</a> I learned that this blog suddenly started requiring commenters to log in. Catrina in Burbank told me the same thing about a month ago but at that time I just assumed it was a temporary bug. So, thanks to both of you.</p>
<p>At first I thought I needed to contact WordPress support to ask them about this. Then, like a ton of bricks, it hit me; check your settings dumbass! I did just that and found that the comments had somehow been set to &#8220;<i>user must be registered and logged in to comment</i>&#8220;.</p>
<p>I don&#8217;t know how that happened. I didn&#8217;t do it. I do not moderate comments here. Anyone is free comment here and say anything they like. What I found was that it was the non-WordPress users that were required to be registered and signed in. The fix was a very complicated process. I had to uncheck a box.</strong></p>
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		<title>Interesting remedy but not recommended</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 14 Jun 2008 03:34:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Greg</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Some time ago I found that my D drive will not read CDs anymore. Just as the insane do the same thing over and over again and expect different results, I keep sticking discs into the machine with hope that it will somehow work again.
So . . . after it didn&#8217;t work again I took [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class='snap_preview'><br /><p><strong>Some time ago I found that my D drive will not read CDs anymore. Just as the insane do the same thing over and over again and expect different results, I keep sticking discs into the machine with hope that it will somehow work again.</p>
<p>So . . . after it didn&#8217;t work again I took the disc out and put it away (for later). After that, I forgot to close the tray. Several minutes later I rolled my chair sideways toward the wastebasket and crunched the tray perfectly sideways. I now know just how even the tray and the seat of my chair are. It made a <i>horrible</i> cracking sound and when I looked at the tray it was at about a 10-15 degree angle.</p>
<p>I wasn&#8217;t concerned about that as much as I was about what else might have been damaged. I would check that out but first I had to get the damned tray back inside the box. As expected the button was not pulling it back inside. This was probably not the best idea but I forced it back in with my thumbs. An equally bad idea was to push the button again to see what would happen. Needless to say it did not budge and then started making very scary sounds as it was fighting to get back out.</p>
<p>When that ended I went back to the keyboard to see how some other functions were working. I typed in a search. That worked but when I clicked on a link the Windows default mouse click sound immediately started going off at a rapid 4 clicks per second until I closed everything. I went to this blog and clicked on a link and the same thing happened. I definitely had a problem.</p>
<p>I decided that I had to get the tray out. Somehow. I used a pair of needle-nose pliers to pop off the covor of the tray: The one that says &#8220;DVD&#8221;. I then used a butter knife to pry out the tray while pressing the button. It came out enough that I was able to pull it out by hand. Now that it was out I tried a link again. It was the same rapid &#8220;clickclickclickclickclick . . .&#8221; Now that it was out and it was just a bare tray without the front cover, I wanted to see if it would slide in on it&#8217;s own. I pressed the button and it did! Apparently the the cover was what was keeping it from going in and out.</p>
<p>I tried a link again and the same thing happened. Then I noticed that my sound had automatically gone to mute. I unmuted it and tried another link. Still the incessant clicking. I resorted to the only thing I could think of and whacked the computer with the ball of my palm. The only thing that did was make the sound go back to mute mode but still clicking. I whacked it again and then unmuted it. Now the clicking was twice as loud. I gave it another whack with a little more force and then the sound tripled. This time, however, it wasn&#8217;t clicking, it was making a sound like a cheap alarm clock at the same intervals (4/second).</p>
<p>The sound could also be described as a security alarm. I was seriously worried now. The only thing I could think to do was give this old computer one last good old-fashioned fist pounding. I did so by bringing the ball of my fist straight down on top of it with twice as much force as before. When I did, that blood-curdling sound stopped immediately. My sound is fine and the tray slides in and out easily only now in sort of a zig-zaggy motion. Maybe now it will run discs. </strong></p>
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		<title>Long, long week</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 07 Jun 2008 07:03:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I am finally home from a very long week of driving. That&#8217;s practically all I&#8217;ve been doing for the last five days. I like that my job gets me around but I prefer to fly across the country rather than drive across Texas. Please don&#8217;t take this the wrong way; I have great, great love [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class='snap_preview'><br /><p><strong>I am finally home from a very long week of driving. That&#8217;s practically all I&#8217;ve been doing for the last five days. I like that my job gets me around but I prefer to fly across the country rather than drive across Texas. Please don&#8217;t take this the wrong way; I have great, great love for this state. What I mean is that it is so huge that driving from one end of it to the other (East-West) without cruise control comes very close to ending all blood circulation to your ass and right leg and foot. That&#8217;s exactly what I did this week, and then some.</strong></p>
<p><strong>This wasn&#8217;t without reward though. I got a newer, bigger, better truck out if it. The main office of the company I work for is in Los Angeles. My Dad and I are the entire Houston branch. In the last two years the company bought two new company trucks. One was for me and the other for one of the guys in LA. I got a six cylinder Tundra which is fairly low to the ground and he got an eight cylinder Tundra which is <em>very</em> high off the ground. He&#8217;s not a very tall guy and complained daily about how hard it was to work out of it. In addition to that, he is known to take off from a traffic signal like a drag-racer and wears out brakes almost quarterly. Since I had the six-banger and he had the eight cylinder and that I don&#8217;t drive like he does and that gasoline is cheaper here in Houston than it is in LA it was decided that we would swap trucks.</strong></p>
<p><strong>And so we did this week. We met halfway between Los Angeles and Houston to make the swap. As I said before, Texas is enormous. Halfway to California is El Paso, Texas. That&#8217;s right at the state line and the border of Mexico. I had to stop in Austin for some other work first. After that I drove on to San Antonio so I could spend the night and catch I-10 in the morning. From San Antonio it took me nine hours to get to El Paso and that&#8217;s only because that right out of San Antonio the speed limit is 80 mph all the way to El Paso. Thank you TXDOT.</strong></p>
<p><strong>I have to say that this painfully long drive was a very scenic one. I drove through a combination of desert and mountain country. I had never been that far west in Texas. I was so impressed with the beauty of the landscape. I&#8217;ve lived most of my life on Padre Island and Houston and there is no such thing as a mountain in either of those places. Not even a hill. Although I&#8217;ve seen most of the U.S., seeing that part of my own state for the first time was sort of a thrill.</strong></p>
<p><strong>During my return drive back home I got a call from my Dad. He told me that one of our accounts needed a repair. It was in Corpus Christi which is three hours south of Houston. I wasn&#8217;t even halfway back to Houston when I got this call. Why does this shit only happen at times like this? Normally, I would have veered south at San Antonio. But no, since we were swapping trucks I had no tools or materials on the truck. I had no choice but to go all the way home to get one single little plastic fitting for the repair. I was basically just passing through town at this point. I managed to get a decent night&#8217;s sleep for the first time in four days before having to get back in the truck and drive another three hours for two minutes of work and then drive another three hours back.</strong></p>
<p><strong>I am <em>so</em> going to become one with my bed tonight.</strong></p>
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		<title>You&#8217;re still at Dissonance</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 24 May 2008 11:05:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sorry for the drastic change in appearance. I got a verbal ass-whipping from more than a few people about my previous template a few days ago. It was severe enough that I decided to change the look of this place, at least for now.
I liked the old look. Tell me what you think.
   [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class='snap_preview'><br /><p><strong>Sorry for the drastic change in appearance. I got a verbal ass-whipping from more than a few people about my previous template a few days ago. It was severe enough that I decided to change the look of this place, at least for now.</p>
<p>I liked the old look. Tell me what you think.</strong></p>
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		<title>How to make a Monday even worse</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 20 May 2008 01:41:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[1. Back in to someone with the company truck on a Saturday.
Nothing says &#8220;bad Monday&#8221; like calling your boss about something like this. It happened in a grocery store parking lot. I know, big surprise. Some woman came up behind me and was so far up my ass that just putting it in reverse, without [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class='snap_preview'><br /><p><strong>1. Back in to someone with the company truck on a Saturday.</p>
<p>Nothing says &#8220;bad Monday&#8221; like calling your boss about something like this. It happened in a grocery store parking lot. I know, big surprise. Some woman came up behind me and was so far up my ass that just putting it in reverse, without using the gas pedal, I backed into her. Actually, I just rolled into her. There couldn&#8217;t have been any more than 12 inches between our bumpers. She got a dimple about the size of a fifty cent piece in the front of her hood and some black scuff marks on her precious plastic bumper. I can pretty much count on her having the entire hood and bumper replaced.</strong></p>
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		<title>This was a first</title>
		<link>http://dissonanced.wordpress.com/2008/05/07/this-was-a-first/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 08 May 2008 00:06:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Greg</dc:creator>
		
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		<category><![CDATA[decisions]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I found something very unwelcome in my mail box when I got home yesterday afternoon. It was from
Houston Police Department
Camera Enforcement Division
Without even opening the envelope I knew it was a ticket for running a red light which was caught on camera. When I got inside, I sat down and ripped it open. Only then [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class='snap_preview'><br /><p><strong>I found something very unwelcome in my mail box when I got home yesterday afternoon. It was from<br />
<u>Houston Police Department</u><br />
<u>Camera Enforcement Division</u></p>
<p>Without even opening the envelope I knew it was a ticket for running a red light which was caught on camera. When I got inside, I sat down and ripped it open. Only then did I see that it was issued to someone else but sent to my address.</p>
<p>I was now in a minor ethical dilemma. Even if I <i>did</i> find them using directory assistance, the only way I saw possible, I&#8217;d be giving them their mail, opened and thoroughly read by me. However, if this information never got to them a warrant would be issued for their arrest and I would be partially responsible for that. I never saw the names above my address. I assumed it was for me because about two months ago some idiot a few cars ahead of me decided to stop and I was caught in the middle of an intersection where the light turned red. As I was looking behind me I saw the unmistakable flash of one of those damned red light cameras.</p>
<p>Not knowing who these people were I called information and actually got a hit on one of the names. When I called the number a female answered. I said: </p>
<p>&#8220;We don&#8217;t know each other but I think I have some of your mail.&#8221; </p>
<p>After much confusion and the phone being handed back and forth between two females and me explaining the situation several times and much disscussion between the two of them, one of them finally got back on the phone and said:</p>
<p>&#8220;Oh, chit . . . can we mit you over there?&#8221;</p>
<p>Sure enough at least one of them used to live in my unit a long time ago so she knew the place. She asked if I would meet them at the fitness center in five minutes. They were punctual. I didn&#8217;t know who I was looking for but when I saw two girls pull in with their heads turning frantically from side to side I knew it was them. I then stepped out of the shadows in my trench coat with my hat pulled down over my eyes. I reached into my inside breast pocket and . . . </p>
<p>Okay, kidding. It was daylight and I simply held the envelope up and they both nodded wildly. I handed it to them, they thanked me and that was that. These were two girls that in no way at all belong in jail even for a few hours. I slept last night.</strong></p>
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		<title>30 year anniversary of spam</title>
		<link>http://dissonanced.wordpress.com/2008/05/03/30-year-anniversary-of-spam/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 03 May 2008 22:09:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[It was on this day in 1978 that the very first spam message was sent. It was sent out on ARPANET which was in use as far back as 1969. ARPA was the Advanced Research Projects Agency. The ARPAnet was a government-run network which evolved into what we now know as the internet.
It was Gary [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class='snap_preview'><br /><p><strong>It was on this day in 1978 that the very first spam message was sent. It was sent out on ARPANET which was in use as far back as 1969. ARPA was the Advanced Research Projects Agency. The ARPAnet was a government-run network which evolved into what we now know as the internet.</strong></p>
<p><strong>It was Gary Thuerk who first emailed hundreds of people at the same time for personal gain. Happy anniversary Mr. popularity.</strong></p>
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		<title>Goodbye April</title>
		<link>http://dissonanced.wordpress.com/2008/04/30/goodbye-april/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 01 May 2008 05:52:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Greg</dc:creator>
		
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		<category><![CDATA[book fair]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Houston]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[library]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Earlier this evening I tore away the big April sheet from my desk calendar. I use those huge desk calendars from office supply stores. I like to to scribble notes instead of use a computer. All I have to do is reach over, grab a pen and make a note. After that, anything I need [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class='snap_preview'><br /><p><strong>Earlier this evening I tore away the big April sheet from my desk calendar. I use those huge desk calendars from office supply stores. I like to to scribble notes instead of use a computer. All I have to do is reach over, grab a pen and make a note. After that, anything I need to be reminded of is right there in it&#8217;s square on my right without having to access anything on this computer.</strong></p>
<p><strong>I always make a note of future events by shuffling forward through the calendar and leaving a reminder for myself. Tonight when I looked at the events for May I was reminded of the Houston public library book sale. It doesn&#8217;t happen until the 16th though.</strong></p>
<p><strong>For those that don&#8217;t know what this is, this is when the Houston public library gets rid of all it&#8217;s unwanted books by selling them to the public at ridiculously low prices. It takes place at the convention center downtown. It lasts for three days. It always seems to start on Friday. That pisses me off because those of us who have to work during the week are not able to get first shot at some of the best books.</strong></p>
<p><strong>However, it&#8217;s not as crowded the next day. What I do is bring my travel bag. It&#8217;s huge and it has wheels. I just wander the aisles and toss books into it. I then take it to a girl who adds up the cost of all the books. After that I take it to the mean old woman collecting the money and pay the outrageous price of $40.00 for about 25 books. Then I wheel my books back to my truck, toss the whole bag of books in the bed of my truck, get out of dowtown and then stop for some appetizers and a few beers.</strong></p>
<p><strong>When I get home I go through all my loot.</strong></p>
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		<title>What?</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Apr 2008 08:21:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Kristiane took an online quiz to identify her American accent. She asked her readers to do the same. The faithful reader of her blog that I am, I did as she asked and this is the result I got about myself:



What American accent do you have?
Your Result: The Inland North

&#160;

You may think you speak &#8220;Standard [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class='snap_preview'><br /><p><strong><a href="http://thepilver.wordpress.com/">Kristiane</a> took an online <a href="http://www.gotoquiz.com/what_american_accent_do_you_have">quiz</a> to identify her American accent. She asked her readers to do the same. The faithful reader of her blog that I am, I did as she asked and this is the result I got about myself:</h4>
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<div style="font-size:16px;margin-bottom:4px;">Your Result: <b>The Inland North</b></div>
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<p style="border:none;background:white;color:black;margin:10px;">You may think you speak &#8220;Standard English straight out of the dictionary&#8221; but when you step away from the Great Lakes you get asked annoying questions like &#8220;Are you from Wisconsin?&#8221; or &#8220;Are you from Chicago?&#8221;  Chances are you call carbonated drinks &#8220;pop.&#8221;</p>
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<div style="width:76%;background:red;font-size:8px;line-height:8px;">&nbsp;</div>
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<td style="color:black;background:white;padding:3px;">The Midland</td>
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<div style="width:70%;background:red;font-size:8px;line-height:8px;">&nbsp;</div>
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<td style="color:black;background:white;padding:3px;">The South</td>
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<div style="width:54%;background:red;font-size:8px;line-height:8px;">&nbsp;</div>
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<td style="color:black;background:white;padding:3px;">Boston</td>
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<div style="width:44%;background:red;font-size:8px;line-height:8px;">&nbsp;</div>
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<td style="color:black;background:white;padding:3px;">The West</td>
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<div style="width:41%;background:red;font-size:8px;line-height:8px;">&nbsp;</div>
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<td style="color:black;background:white;padding:3px;">North Central</td>
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<div style="width:22%;background:red;font-size:8px;line-height:8px;">&nbsp;</div>
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<td colspan="2" style="text-align:center;padding:8px;"><a href="http://www.gotoquiz.com/what_american_accent_do_you_have"><b>What American accent do you have?</b></a><br /><a href="http://www.gotoquiz.com/">Quiz Created on GoToQuiz</a></td>
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