I have had enough of this shit. I am so sick and tired of junk faxes that I could spit bricks right now.
My home phone doubles as a company fax machine. It sits on the edge of my desk so that I can pick it up if it rings while I’m in bed. It does; Almost every night about 3:00 or 4:00 AM. When it does my first thought is that someone has died. Instead, it’s just a fax. Then the old fax machine starts chugging out another weight loss plan, a budget cruise or a bogus hot stock tip. Last night there were four within two hours. It even rings Gabby’s phone in her room.
This is bullshit. Not only are these phone spammers ripping people off by wasting other people’s paper and ink, they are pretty much extorting those who still use fax machines. If you want to put an end to it, you have to call, fax or email them to tell them to stop sending that shit which will somehow probably end up costing you something.
I came up with the perfect solution to this: I’m just going to unplug the mother fucker.
I can still be reached on my cell phone.