This is Jack and Andy. They are potatoes. Brothers joined at the hip. I found them at the bottom of the potato sack. As usual, they were the last to be chosen.
Despite their obvious handicap, they enjoyed a busy and what some may describe as a slightly decadent social life. They were popular with the other produce in the kitchen.
However, there were times when newcomers to the kitchen would stare and taunt the brothers. Sometimes a crowd of children would gather and do the same.
As you might expect, this often resulted in some unfortunate incidents.
Jack and Andy finally agreed to consult their doctor about having themselves separated. It was agreed by all that this was a good decision.
The brothers were understandably nervous before surgery . . .
. . . but very brave.
The procedure was a success and they lived happily ever after.