Are you sick and tired of the same old gym experience? Tired of getting hit on by sweaty, over-muscled douche bags? Have the exorbitant monthly dues and the anti-food movement caused you to subsist on rice cakes and bean curd?
Well, suffer no more. With the The Bill Haley Workout you can have all the moon pies and RC cola you want. For a meager nightly cover charge you can work all those moon pies into negative calories. To hell with celery. And just think, with the calories burned and the money saved, there’s plenty of wiggle room for a few beers, a burger and a shake afterward. Everyone’s talking about it.
I get winded just watching this.