Posts Tagged ‘dancing’

Are you sick and tired of the same old gym experience? Tired of getting hit on by sweaty, over-muscled douche bags? Have the exorbitant monthly dues and the anti-food movement caused you to subsist on rice cakes and bean curd?

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I get winded just watching this.

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All parrots love music

Posted: March 22, 2009 in miscellaneous, music
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But this bird really gets it.